The Perverted Life of a Psychic

"Gorge yourselves guy, I made a ton." mom said.

"Hey, hey." dad said, having noticed he had been served a shoe.

"Is it good, Matt?" mom asked me before turning to dad. "Would you like me to make something else?"

"I bet it's just the other shoe." dad muttered.

"Bon appetite." it was the another shoe.

"That's not even from the same pair." dad whined.

Why is that the issue? They've been going at each other for a year.

"Hey, Matt, use your power to turn this shoe into a steak for daddy." dad said.

So in case you forgot, this pathetic dude's my dad, he's lazy and irresponsible and asks for help with everything in his life but, surprise surprise, the more I help him the more useless he gets so lately I've stopped doing him any favours.

"What? How dare you take your mother's side in this!" dad exclaimed. "Do you have any idea how many cocks I have to suck!?"

Aren't you like an editor or something? Why does your job require that you suck people's cocks?

"Hey, mom, let's sex." I said.

"Oh, okay, honey." my mom said, taking her clothes off and bending over the table.

I had thrust my dick into my mom's ass while my dad watched and cried, stroking his pathetic three inch dick as he was cuckolded by his own son.

"Oh, you're a real man, not like your dad." mom said.

I thrust my dick in and out of her ass.

"Why won't you let me do that." dad whined.

I honestly have no idea why my mom married him. Mom screamed as I cummed inside her ass.

"Dammit, what did he have that I don't." dad complained.

"Ten inches of dick!" mom replied. "You liked watching it, too. I saw you stroking that pathetic little dick. Getting off on seeing a real man fuck your wife?"

"Go eat your damn shoe." I said.

Dad went and ate the shoe mom served him. He might be hopeless but he knew better than to mess with a psychic. My mom put my dick in her mouth and sucked while dad watched while stroking his little cock in one hand and using the other to help him eat his shoe.

"Oh, yes!" mom cried.

It wasn't long before I cummed into her throat. Well, I hope my dad has learned his lesson. A femboy like him could never compete with me.