The Nearest Grocery Store

Upon entering the grocery store all the workers there seemed grossed out by him. Seeing as he hadn’t washed in eight weeks he understood. He didn’t want anything illegal so as he entered he said “Only people eighteen or older or parents with young kids shop and work here.” A few workers vanish but he doesn’t care where they went he loved chaos.

Joe sees a younger girl probably twenty sweeping the floors. She looked utterly disgusted to his smell but before she spoke Joe said “You only like older men right? You fuck your highest boss to make $25 an hour right?” She blushed and nodded her head. “It’s okay I’ll keep your secret as long as you send me nude photos of yourself once a week. Which obviously is more than fair.” She almost seemed excited that Joe would keep her secret and eagerly agreed taking the number down of his new phone.