The Man wants to be the man.

“The Man” Orgazmo repeated puzzled, “Oh I get it, the Hulk was already taken right?”

What happened next, happened quickly, well for the rest of the world, for Orgazmo, it was in slow motion. The Man’s huge fist came swinging toward his face, he felt his facial muscles crush, his skin wobble like jelly, then he was lifted of his feet flying through the air before he crashed into the side of a building causing the wall to crack.

Orgazmo saw stars spin around his head his vision blurred, as The Man and his twin brother walked toward him.

“Listen up you fucking retard, everybody is saying you’re top dog in this here city. If I’m gonna be The Man”, he bent down bitch-slapping Orgazmo, “then you can’t be.”

“I’m challenging you, to a competition, one that will be done in Town Square in front of everyone”...

...“The world will know that only I, am The Man... Bitch!”