The Mall

It's a weekend and, with nothing better to do, you decide to head off to walk the mall and just hang out. Granted, you don't really have anyone to hang out with right now, but little do you know yet that after today girls will be lining up to "hang out" with you. As always when in public, you're self-conscious and do your best to conceal your obscene trouser bulge, no matter how difficult that is to do.

On this day you absently wonder what would happen if someone actually found out and spread the word around. You privately muse on who you wouldn't mind terribly finding out.

First off, there's Sonya who runs your favorite gaming supply store in the mall. She considers herself the biggest gaming geek in the world and you and she therefore have a lot in common. She's not heavy-set per se, just solidly built. On the other hand Sonya is also extremely "well-equipped" in the bust area and likes to wear tight t-shirts to emphasize this. You're one of her favorite customers and she seems to enjoy your shy attempts at flirtation.

An intriguing but potentially dangerous option would be the "Booby Crew" an all-girl gang of mall punks. They often have hair dyed strange colors, tight and/or revealing clothing and (as their name might suggest) generous busts (although some through the help of **** surgical enhancement.) They used to bully you a bit until you helped their leader "Queen B" out of a bad spot. Since then, they've been "friendly" although they sometimes like to tease you by telling you you're cute, ruffling up your hair, hugging you against their heavy-duty knockers, even lifting you up sometimes.

Next, there's Gretchen who works mall security. She's very tall and visibly quite muscular. She's told you she was once a professional wrestler. Her amazonish form topped with a frankly huge bosom especially considering her body building, has been the subject of many a secret fantasy of yours. Gretchen is from Germany originally and still has an accent which you love to hear.

Last, there's Zelda, the only name anyone knows her by. She's about twenty-five best guess, homeless, and tends to use the mall for shelter from the rain, to wash up (she's fastidiously clean for being homeless) and just to be around people. She's actually a sweet lady, pretty too. The kind of face that needs no makeup and a gorgeous extremely endowed body. Something's a little skewed in her brain, though, making her behavior a bit odd. She has a hard time remembering names unless she gives them herself and you, to her, are Mr. Hugs because you don't mind it when she hugs you in greeting and even hug back. (Why on earth would you mind getting squashed softly against her mammalian enormities?) She also refuses to wear a bra because "they make her boobies unhappy." You think you probably wouldn't mind Zelda discovering your...abnormality given probably nobody would even take her seriously even if she told anyone. Still, one of these people will discover your big secret today at the mall.