The Gospel of Simon

You greet each girl as she comes into the room, telling them that they must listen and believe you. Once Julie tells you all the girls are here you begin your revelation.

“Ladies!” you say “You all believe in the Bible, don’t you?”

“Yes” they say.

“You believe it is God’s word and that it tells you the truth?”

“Yes!” the say and you start to feel like a T.V. Evangelist.

“Then why do you insist on disbelieving its teachings?”

The girls are shocked at your accusation so you explain.

“When we were created, man and woman, we were naked and we were not ashamed for we knew we were created in His image! Only once we sinned, by eating of the forbidden fruit, did we become ashamed of our bodies for they reminded us of God whom we had disobeyed! I tell you, those who are ashamed of their bodies and wear clothing that conceals those bodies are ashamed of God in whose image they are created. Are you ashamed of God?”

“NO!” the girls say.

“Then show it by uncovering your bodies which reflect his image and are his greatest work.” The girls begin removing their clothes as you continue “And, while the sinfulness of modern society means we cannot show God’s image in all its beautiful naked glory, we should always attempt to show as much of it as we can without being arrested. Here, however, we can for we are in private, among believers.”

You wait until all the girls, including Denise and Leslie, are naked before continuing. Some girls are more attractive than others, but none are really ugly and even those who are a little plain increase in attractiveness once they are out of their clothes.

“Look at your bodies.” You say “See how beautiful you are. Look at each other. See how beautiful they are. Your bodies are the reflection and work of God. Every part of your body was given to you, by God, for his purpose. Which leads to my next point: Nothing about your bodies is sinful or wrong. This especially includes that part of your body that the church, and society, has taught you to be most ashamed of… your clitoris. How many of you have masturbated before?”

All the girls raise their hands, but only Denise and Leslie look less than totally mortified about it.

“I can see by your faces that you are ashamed. Why? Did you hurt someone? Was some one’s life made worse by it? Or did you, in fact, make yourself feel good? Sister, I tell you, your clitoris is a gift from God. Masturbation is not self ****, it is self love and, since you are made in God’s image and he is within you, it is showing your love of God.”

The girls look shocked and many seem to want to question you, but you are on a roll…

“Just as you are made in God’s image, so is everyone else, and as He is within you, so He is within everyone who accepts him into their hearts. Therefore by loving yourself, and by loving others, you are giving your love to God, and sex is the highest form of love. This is why we orgasm. God made us so we would enjoy sex and experience a little of Heaven when we climax. Truly I tell you that you should cry to God when you climax, for the pleasure you feel is his gift to you.”

The girls look at you stunned as they process the entire reversal of their previously held beliefs about sex. You therefore decide to continue.

“You should therefore have sex as much as possible, with yourself and with others who have accepted God’s spirit. That includes each other, if you are so inclined…”

“But…” says one girl who you don’t identify before going on.

“… God would not give you a desire for the female form if he did not wish you to experience His love through it and have other women experience His love through yours. So if you wish to share his love, and yours, with another in this room you should tell her how you feel. And should you be approached by one who wishes to share His, and her, love with you if you are even the slightest bit aroused or curious about the idea you should do so.”

You watch as a few girls turn to others, declare their love, and are mostly successful in, at least, piquing their beloved’s interest and beginning to move off to somewhere more private. A couple get up and start approaching each other before realizing they are each other’s chosen, running to each other, and beginning to kiss and fondle each other. There is a murmur of disapproval from the other girls and the two stop and look embarrassed.

“No, continue. God is Love and you should not be ashamed of showing love for each other. As for the rest of you, you should be ashamed of making them feel embarrassed. Public Displays of Affection are beautiful and the best way to show your dedication to God as Love. Before those who are less comfortable with showing their love in public move off I just want to say one more thing. Go out and show your love for your fellow man in all ways and give yourself to those who love you, and through you God. And remember your body is a reflection of God and should not be hidden and sex is a celebration of God’s love and should be experienced whenever possible.”

You look around the room, there are definitely a few girls you wouldn’t mind “sharing God’s love” with.