The Chosen One

"Well, I play this one game all the time. It's called...The Chosen One." You say a little too confidently,

"The Chosen One? Sounds mysterious." Derrick says confused, "I've never heard of it."

"Oh, well it's a choose your own adventure story game." You say.

"OH I love choosing your own adventure games! I love looking for all the different endings. What's the story like?"

"Well..." You blush. You'd never told anyone about this before, " It's this game where you play as this guy who gets these superpowers where he can possess and mind control men and like Ummm... make them more open to having... ummm sexual encounters." Derrick looks at you, one eyebrow raised.

"You play what now?" Derrick squinted.

"It's like not at all like what you think. It's like ummm..." You are getting flustered, "Like your roommate, you can make him a total slut and like there is an ending where you are going to hook up with this guy you met at a diner, but like you don't want him to see your roommate, so you can push your roommate out of a window and he can like fall to his **** if you are on the fifth floor, but like he can survive if you are on the first floor, but then if he lives and you pushed him out a window, he hooks up with your hook up in the parking lot." You spiral. Derrick's face says it all. He is extremely confused and a little TMI.

"Oh... I'll have to check that one out..." Derrick goes quiet.

Fuck, you did an awful job selling the game. Also why is that the game I chose to talk about.