That Asian lass sure looks like she needs some help from David...

Innocently walking accross the road, David wondered how best to approach this fine young specimen, that he hoped would be the first of many encounters for this little trip of his.

As he approached her she turned to look at him, and recognising him as being on the same flight, seemed to turn hopeful at the thought that he might be able to help her out.

"Eh... exuse me... sir" she called out to him, and he walked over.

"Good afternoon!" David put on his "friendly and helpful, guy next door" persona and grinned at her warmly, "You look as though you're at a bit of a loss!"

The Asian girl nodded in embarassment and tried to explain to David, with her very poor English that she wanted to be somewhere nearby, to meet a friend, and she wanted to catch a bus there. Unfortunately she didn't know where the "somewhere" was, or where to get on a bus, or for that matter, anything at all.

One thing she did notice was that David seemed to have developed a strange lump in his pants as he put an arm on her shoulder and cheerily said, "I think I know the place you're after, and it just so happens that I have a hire car waiting for me just around the corner, I insist that I help you on your way to meet your friend".