Texas Chooses Thumper

(Originally by DanceDanceImmolation)

"I guess we'll take her." Texas said, pointing at Thumper.

She trusted the fatter rabbit as far as she could throw her, but she was much more competent and useful as an ally than the dopey longfooted Twinkletoes. Especially if they wanted to have any hope of sneaking around and stealing that pig without being detected. Thumper didn't seem horribly thrilled, but she knew she'd have to do it for her boss.

"Yeah, whatever," Thumper said, hands on her hips.

"Alright you two," Smiling Jacks stepped between the two of them, "let's get our little thief team together. I'll let ya borrow one of my horses for the ride over the hill to the Porker's place."

"One horse?" Texas said, "But there's three of us."

Texas should've known what would've happened next. Her and April were tied up by their hands and led behind the horse while Thumper rode atop it. The entire way, the fat-assed horse kept blasting Texas in the face with horrid horse gas. And Thumper herself didn't let up at all, Texas found it horrifying that she was able to smell the rabbit's gas through the haze of horse farts. It was a long, stinking slog through the desert, but thankfully the Porker estate wasn't too far. Thumper tied the horse nearby and untied her two accomplices, keeping a pistol trained on them.

"Now don't get any funny ideas..." She said, "C'mon."

Crouching in the tall grass by Porker's fence, the three of them took in the lay of the land. There was a long stretch of front yard in front of the small manor, with a large enclosed stable attached to the side which they assumed would lead into Priscilla's pen. There was no visible entrance to the barn, though, which served as a bit of an issue.

"Alright, so we've only got a few options," Texas said, "We can try to break into the barn, or we can head into the manor itself and try to get in through there. Hard to tell which is easier--."

Thumper cut her off with a fart, "Shut it! I'm the planner round here. Now we only got two options: Break into the barn or sneak into the manor and get in from there. What do you think, Sheriff?"

Texas sighed.