Testing half-Asian girls for the Sorority

"Rush is next week. Obviously it's just a formality for a lot of the applicants. If you're Asian and hot, you're in. If you're Asian and you don't make the cut, you still get our support for finding huge hogs to ride."

The other ladies at the table all nodded their heads and said things like "Of course" and "Absolutely!"

"However, we've also got to deal with the hafus, you know, the half-Asian girls."

"Aww, not these fakers!" groaned Michelle.

"Don't be a jerk!" said Rose. "They're still our sisters. We should look out for them. They have the same big cock needs as we do."

"Well, that's what I'd like to find out," said Holly. "I'm not sure all of them are really AGBCC material. So we're going to run some little tests. We'll start with interviews to weed out obvious duds. Then we'll get into the really nasty stuff and have a little fun with these girls!"

"Sounds great!" said Angela. "How will we do this?"

"I'm going to match each of you up with an applicant for a one-on-one interview. That way we can quickly work through them all and find the best candidates."

***Rose***

"Oh my god, you are so pretty!" said Rose.

"Stop! You're way prettier!" said the applicant as she walked into the room.

Rose looked at her application. It listed the girl as "Mei Rossi", and it looked like she would be a great candidate for any sorority. Tons of extra curriculars, her grades were great, and she really was gorgeous. Her slight figure and long legs made her model material.

"So," began Rose as the two of them sat down. "The sorority is a great way to get to know other Asian ladies, but it's also really social and fun! You don't mind partying with some eligible guys, right?!"

"Oh, sure," said Mei. "But nothing too wild. I'm engaged to my high school sweetheart."

"Oh, sure, sure, nothing wild," said Rose, writing "rejected" on the application.

***Michelle***

"Hi."

"Hi!" said the preppy girl as she sat down in front of Michelle. "It is sooo great to be here!"

"Uh huh." Michelle could feel a stress headache coming on from dealing with this girl's cheerfulness. "So your name is... Bonnie Park?"

"Yep! My daddy always calls me his little bon-bon!"

Michelle tried not to scream. "So your dad is from...?"

"Michigan! He really wanted me to go to school there, he basically yells 'Go Wolverines!" like, every day, but I said-"

"No, I mean, your dad and your mom, they're..."

"Presbyterians! But don't worry, I'm not the church type! I'm here to party, party, party!"

"God damn it," mumbled Michelle into her hands. "I mean, who's the Asian one?! Mom or Dad?!"

"My Dad!" said the aggressively cheerful girl.

"So, like, did you have any Asian women in your family? Anyone who could explain things to you?"

"Um, not really. My dad didn't get along with his family, so we never go to Korea to visit them. What kind of things?"

"Well," Michelle was shaking. She hated meeting new people, and she hated this assignment. "What kind of guys do you like?"

"Oh! I like big guys!"

Michelle perked up. "Big guys?"

"Yeah, the strong, muscular type. Guys who can just pick you up and swing you around."

"Oh. I thought you meant 'big' as in.... you know."

Bonnie put her hand on her mouth, but her smile was obvious. "You mean, like, down there?" She giggled as she pointed to her crotch.

Michelle nodded.

"Yeah, I like that too! One time, I had a guy who I thought was going to split me up the middle! I had to measure him afterwards! He was, like, almost 7 inches!"

"GET THE FUCK OUT!" screamed Michelle.

***Jen***

Jen looked over the half-Japanese, half-black girl in front of her. Her breasts almost rivaled Holly's, but her curly hair was the most awesome thing Jen had ever seen on an Asian girl.

"So, Maddie," began Jen, "what's the biggest cock you've ever taken?"

"13 inches. I don't even undo my top button for less than 9."

"Welcome to Alpha Gamma Beta!"