Tell her about your weed

"I picked up some weed"

"Oh really! Ive always wondered what you would be like high"

"I guess we can find out this weekend"

"Where did you get it from?"

{if Johns Weed = true} "I actually got it from your brother"

" I KNEW IT he is still selling"

"Hey you didn't hear it from me"

"Sure sure I hope at the very least he gave you a good price"

"He did..."

"What's that mean?"

"Well I had to kiss him to get it"

"You did what!!"

"Hey before you judge me to harshly he did give me a good deal" I suddenly realised I wasn't doing myself any favors

"So you were really downstairs making out with my brother was he your first?"

"Yaaa he was..."

"Wow there might be hope for you yet. Susan said as she grabbed three beers one for me and two for herself" {else}

"Just from a store"

"You know you could have got it from my brother"

"I thought of that but he is a bit of a sleaze"

"Girl after my own heart" Susan smiled and reached for another can of beer {endif}