Tell her Dad

"Crap." She muttered as she walked back down the stairs to her father and his party.

"Dad, all my clothes are gone." She told him.

"Oh yeah... about that. We gave them all to charity while you were in college." Amidst her father's voice, was a couple of loud wolf whistles piercing the air. "Just wear what you were wearing earlier."

"It's in the damn laundry, Dad!" Danielle looked around at everyone in the party, almost no women and there looked about two people her age. Every guy she could see had a bulge in their pants. She chose to sit next to them.