Taylor Swift hits back at MTV awards snub with nude concert

This time last year if you said that in 2020 we'd see Taylor Swift doing Kardashian-style raunchy nude stunts we probably wouldn't have believed you. After all, Swift has always been doing the sugar-sweet, country-pop princess thing. She was all A-line floaty dresses and skipping around with puppies in her videos. But would you look at this?!

Harry Styles' most famous ex to date went completely nude at her New Beginnings concert in Nashville on Monday to prove she's definitely shedding her squeaky-clean-teen image. In front of a stunned crowd, Swift even shifted the microphone sideways to allow an unimpeded full frontal view of her remarkable hour-glass naked figure and clean-shaven vagina.

We've given it some thought, and we'd say the trigger was the 2020 MTV Awards snub last week where she received zero nominations in all categories. Just look at how much orgasmic passion she's strumming that guitar with. Staging a live nude concert would be the perfect fuck-you and look-what-you-are-missing to the judges.

Taylor has grown up, y'all.

Her evolution from 'cutesy little girl' to 'don't mess with me, bitch' was complete when she went down on all fours and adopted a provocative doggy-style sex position, with her massive tits hanging obscenely in front of her. The American National Standards Institute (ANSI) reported a spike in noise levels across the nation at that precise moment - with the epicenter being the location of Swift's concert - as males roared out in unbridled passion while their cocks gave way.

At the press conference afterwards, Swift was utterly unabashed as she took questions while spreading her legs wide to flaunt her mouth-watering pussy, oblivious to the devastating and wet effect she was having on the room of male reporters. Talking about performing live in her birthday suit, she described her thought process onstage as: "You're balancing the analytical side of your brain, which is telling you this is so new and different from what you are accustomed to, with the other side of your brain, which is saying you only live once; show your true self on that stage, and unleash the power of the female body. This is why I named the show New Beginnings."

Of course there's still some of the old Taylor Swift left in there. She recently wrote a nice little message about spending Thanksgiving with her family this year. She's still just as sweet, with just more of an edge these days. Sexual edge, to be specific. And we're excited about watching her develop in this direction. As a prelude to the next stage of her sexual development, Swift divulged the title of her new album, to be released this winter: Electral Love.