Taunt him

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“Shit, man! Was she flirting with you?”

“No—she was just being overly nice the whole time. It was getting hella irritating.”

“A hot milf being nice at the pool? Super irritating.”

“No, it seriously was... she’s always offering food and drinks. Every time she has this annoying thing where she asks a question, then smiles and bats her eyes like she is totally innocent. She got my dad under her spell, and now she is trying too hard to get on my good side.”

“She probably sees you as a more virile version of your dad. She’s probably pounding herself with a dildo thinking about you right now.”

Lewis tightens his lips and shakes his head. “Yeah, thanks. I’m not into it and you aren’t helping.”

“Okay... Look at it this way... Jerk-off time is sacred. You get to have any fucked up fantasy you want. You think I haven’t fapped thinking about your sister?”

Lewis rankled. “Dude, I don’t need to hear that.”

“Or your mom?”

“Jesus, man! Cut it out!”

“That’s what I’m saying. It’s your private thing. Imaging fucking Barbara's brains out is not a crime. Get over it.”

His eyes scrunch shut. “Fuck... You know, dude, maybe you just cured me of this Barbara thing?”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah, because now next time I’m about to jerk it, I’ll have to stop because I’m thinking of YOU FAPPING TO TONYA!”

“You are welcome.”

Lewis is **** to change the subject. He rubs his face with his palms. "Tell me about your boss. How is the **** going?"

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