Tally is an elf woman

Tally flexed her hand as the glow faded, just to make sure the muscles were still working. "I'm a girl, Brim."

And indeed, she was. Even under her conservative leather armor, standard issue for those in the army of the Queen, one could easily make out an elven woman, with skin the color of olives and toned, well-developed muscles that wouldn't be out of place on an amazon. A short, red pony tail hung off the back of her head as tired, but determined blue eyes looked out at the world. She was the sort of person who'd been knocked down again and again and couldn't stop herself from getting back up.

"A girl! Great! Babes with boobs and fallopian tubes. Wait, hold on, I need to show you something."

Something flickered at the edge of Tally's vision. That had happened a lot since she'd met Brim. She'd catch a wisp of something otherworldly and then it'd vanish before she could get a better look. Except this time the wisp turned out to have a lady attached to it.

Floating in the middle of the forest was a translucent, curvaceous and utterly nude woman. Sunlight seemed to shine through her pale green skin and cascading black hair, highlighting her radiant bosom and delicate folds. It was like the forest itself know Tally liked girls and wanted her to be happy.

There were a lot of thoughts going through Tally's mind at that moment. She went with the obvious one. "Wait, you're a girl?"

"Only when I feel like it," said Brim, stretching out and accentuating her rack. "Bodies can be such limiting things, you know? I'm still inside you, but this is just a little projection for your convenience." She looked straight at Tally, cradling one breast and massaging the space between her thighs. "Whaddya think? I wanna look the best for my new roomie~"

Tally’s pointy ears perked up in arousal. She looked great. Fantastic, really. She wanted to lay a million kisses down the nape of her neck and give those full, inviting breasts the attention they deserved...but she didn't know how to say that without never hearing the end of it, so she changed the subject. "So! Um! Harem! You wouldn't happen to know where to start one, would you?"

Brim looked at Tally with an expression that said something between I'm pouty because I couldn't seduce you and I know you think I’m intensely fuckable and that's good enough for me right now. "Sorry, no! I can only help make them yours. I'm not a monster girl radar or anything like that. You want to start harem-building, you'll need to look the old-fashioned way."

"Then we better ask for directions."

It was a minor miracle that the small village of Brookhaven was still populated. Most towns that close to monster girl territory had been abandoned, either because people had fled in terror or people had fled to get a better look. A few people seemed to have gotten the memo though, and they were still packing when the elf soldier arrived.

She strode in like the hero from a bedtime story, marching proud along the path of righteousness. With her sword by her side and her chin held high, she came to the center of the town square.

"Good people!" She shouted in her best please listen to me, I'm important voice. "I am Tally, loyal knight of the realm! I know you fear for your safety and loved ones, but fear no longer! For I am on a quest to save our fair kingdom from the scourge that threatens it! If you would please tell me where to find the nearest monster girls, I can-"

She paused. Then she turned to her side to talk to someone nobody could see. "No I’m not going to ask them where the brothel is. They’ve been through a lot, they need that for themselves."

The people of Brookhaven stared as the elf began to argue with herself. “Brim! Stop poledancing around that fence post this instant! Just because no one else can see you doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want. Right, sorry. Now good people, if you could please - Brim! You get that out of your vagina right now, young missy!”

Ten minutes later, they left with a map, directions to the last monster girl sighting, some free supplies no one wanted and the contact information for an affordable mental health professional.

"I think that went well!" said Brim as she sauntered down the dirt road.

Tally trailed behind her, her face buried in her hands. She said nothing as she waited for the earth to swallow her up.

A sly grin made its way along Brim's perfect lips. "You know Tally, that was about a four on my sexytime scale. And if you can't even handle that, then I'd hate to see what an actual harem does to you. Oh, and by the way, please masturbate more often. Remember! You're jilling for two now!"