Talk

You ask Shelly to show you to the living room where you both sit down and then ask her to tell you about herself. Mostly you were curious how the fuck Jerry landed someone like this while being a huge bitch. As you listen to Shelly as she prattles on about herself and how she met Jerry, it appears you were almost right. They actually haven't been together very long.

It turns out that Jerry and Shelly were a blind date and she got white girl drunk and woke up at his place. (Paraphrasing and reading between the lines as Shelly was using much nicer language) Deciding to have a few dates after that, it sounded like she was going to ditch him and then came up preggers! So convinced they were doing the right thing, they got married fast and ba da bing, here they are!

(Shit I switched perspectives while telling you that part... oh well... it's my story so my rules here, I mean really it's not like I'm George RR martin here, I'm telling you my smut)

So after finding out this about them, I suddenly felt... like she might need saving or a way out. I can do many things with my gifts and I could make things 200% better for her for sure with just an afternoon of effort. It would be so easy...

Then I remembered that I'm in no way a hero, I generally dislike people and the only reason I even found out about her situation was that I came here to find reasons to make fun of Jerry or realistically... Fuck his pregnant wife as it sounded like fun.

I will admit that for a second I was worried I might have grown a conscience, but that would be how it worked in a movie. This isn't a story arc where I as an incomplete character, grow and become more fleshed out. In the real world, people will do anything they can get away with. So far I just want to fuck almost every woman I see. I doubt I'm going to become a mass murderer just cuz I got bored.

Oh shit, Shelly asked me a question, "Sorry I got lost thinking about if the universe has morals or if I just really like your tits"

Shelly's facial expression screws up as she blurts out "What?"

I stare at her for a moment and then command "You think that was a joke and now that you GET IT, you think its funny"

I watch as the gears turn in her head as she accepts the command, it takes but a second but I do enjoy watching it work. I also wonder if 'Pregnancy brain' will help or hinder my gift.

Suddenly Shelly bursts into giggles, "Oh I get it now heh... boobs hehhehe... Universe...hehehe"