Talk with Monica

This was going to be awkward as fuck, but I was going to talk to Monica about it. There were so many things that could go wrong and so few that could go right. Your conscious makes you do illogical things.

I talked to Monica. I tried to be honest and upfront. I didn’t know how to spin this—I wanted to lay out the facts. No matter how weird.

I start, “So I know we’ve only gone on a few dates, and I’ve had a lot of fun and I want to continue.” She looked at me, knowing something else was coming. “I was just offered an opportunity and I want to run it by you first because I don’t want to ruin our future. So just be honest with you thoughts.”

Monica was attentive and said, “Yeah I’ll be honest with you. What’s up?”

I said, “I was approached to be a stripper for a bachelorette party.”

Monica laughed, “Are you serious? Not that you don’t have the body for it, but that’s not a normal request.”

“It was an old friend from camp,” I said taking a sip from my drink, obviously I had to have some **** in my system before this conversation. “They wanted someone they knew to strip so they’d feel more comfortable. They did say they’d pay me which would be nice.”

“Do you want to do it,” Monica asked earnestly.

“Honestly, yeah. It sounds fun, and the extra money wouldn’t hurt.” I said.

Monica responded, “If you want to do it, then do it.” I don’t say anything, so she continued, “I like you. And I know we’re not exclusive. So show your dick to these girls, but then come back to me and I’ll be happy.”

I perked up, “Really? I care about our future, which is why I brought it up. I’ll use the money to take us on a really nice date.”

She said, “I don’t want to set rules for you or anything. But you must make me one promise.”

“What’s that,” I asked.

“Whatever you do. No matter how innocent or how guilty you feel, you have to tell me everything. I want to hear how these girls react.” She grabbed my shirt and pulled me down to her face.

I promised, “I’ll tell you everything.”

She kissed me deeply. When she pulled away, she said, “Now start practicing your lap dances on me. You need to make a lot of tips. I want a nice date.”