Take the Ride

With nothing to lose, you take man up on his offer. You climb up next and sit next to him, finding the wooden seat actually smooth against your bare ass.

"Welcome aboard," He says with a laugh, offering the hand he was waxing with to shake yours, which you at first didn't want to take it but would've seemed rude to not to, "what 'cha name?"

"Doe. John Doe." You say, though a bit distracted by the slight pain coming from your penis by not finishing.

"Well glad to meet you John Doe." He takes the rains and sets the horses to move once again. "Name's Michael Hawk of Hawk & Balls Trade Emporium and Escorting." Mike explains proudly, though you don't know whether to laugh or cringe at his name, but it could be worse. While Mike is talking, you suddenly notice your hand is back at your crotch, stroking your penis like nothing was wrong. It didn't help that the wagon vibrated on the road just right that it translated that pleasure directly into your exposed genitalia, making you hornier each second.

"Having some trouble there John?" Mike asked, prompting you to stop again and pretend that nothing was going on. "Want some help? I give the best orgasms this side of the mountains, especially with this little beauty." Without even stopping the wagon, Mike stands almost all the way off the seat, revealing a three foot wooden dildo covered in different kinds of liquid and shaped almost like something you'd fine off of a website that specializes in fantasy shaped cocks. He then grabs the thing by the head and sits back down, moaning from the apparent ejaculation he had but were too distracted by his toy. He then offers you the dildo.