Take her hand, I have

"I'm Ruby, you are?" The woman asks me as a giant smile forms on her face at seeing my exposed penis again with nothing in her view; her eyes only make me blush harder as she helps me stand back up on my feet. "And you are my naked friend?"

"Uh...Ahab. Can I please cover myself now? Please?" I ask, knowing the answer already, but I was completely naked in the middle of the sidewalk, and I was grasping for straws at this point!

"Nope, you're the perfect subject for some pictures of an emotion I was looking for: embarrassment! You don't come across embarrassed people very easily as a photographer so I'm trying to take advantage... there also might be some personal reasons on why I want to get some pictures. Do you mind if I snap a few shots?"

Before I can respond, Ruby suddenly drops her camera and gasps as she turns around and bends over to pick it up while muttering to herself nervously. I can't help but let my eyes drop to her firm ass bent over in a perfect position for her yoga pants to hug her cheeks tightly.

My eyes go wide as I suddenly forget about my own predicament and am instead focused on the butt in front of me which Ruby is swaying side to side unintentionally as my eyes follow her plump bottom; the final straw is the clear indent of what looks like a hot pink thong which means she planned on showing off her round little ass today and knew exactly what she was doing when wearing such tight pants.

"Perfect!" A shout from Ruby catches me off guard as she quickly turns around with a giant smile on her face while looking directly in between my legs...I got hard without even knowing it! Was this her plan all along?! "I knew you'd get a boner from that, a guy doesn't just show his bare ass to a bunch of women in the street if he doesn't want to get a good view himself!"

I'm about to cover myself again but Ruby quickly stops my hands while pointing her camera at me. "Remember: the Internet! So no covering... now I wonder, what pose should I have my very own sexy little naked man do?"