Take a nap

Tony wakes up with a wet feeling against his cheek and, after a moment’s confusion, pushes himself up from the sofa pillow, wiping away the drool. Inwardly grimacing, he swings his legs over the edge and takes a moment to collect himself. He hadn’t thought he’d immediately crash, but, looking over at the digital clock on display on the microwave, it seemed Tony had been terribly wrong.

8:00 p.m.

He’d wasted almost the entirety of another day doing nothing but sleeping though he supposed he couldn’t complain. It was almost a relief not to think about his current situation when the only thing that might be there when he closed his eyes were the surreal meaningless of his own dreams.

Lifting himself from his makeshift bed, Tony walked over to his fridge and pulled open the door. As if on cue, his stomach audibly growled as he began sifting through his copy’s groceries. Just as he’d expected there wasn’t much to speak of – Tony had never been one for cooking if he could help it – but he ultimately settled on a sandwich. Pulling out the ham, lettuce, tomato, and pepper jack he got to work in silence, carefully slicing through the goods. Reaching into one of the cabinets to pull out the wheat bread from its plastic bag, Tony reached back into the fridge again to pull out a can of beer before taking his dinner to the small dining room table set across from the TV.

Dinner was just as miserable as it usually was for him whenever he didn’t have anyone over or went out with them. Silence reigned as he chewed slowly on his meal, occasionally taking a swig of the cheap **** to wash it down with. Despite all the rest he’d had Tony still felt as if there was no energy left in him; he couldn’t for the life of him figure out how he wanted to pass the new few hours. Perhaps losing himself in a video game or finishing up one of the books by his bedside wouldn’t be so bad but even that seemed more effort than he was willing to expend. His mind drifted back to his conversation with Katie from earlier that day, thinking of how, despite it all, her gentle nature was at least as consistent here as it was back home.

Finishing up Tony leaned back in the old wooden chair and sighed. There was no guarantee New Horizons would have him around forever, even with the fact that he’d done something no one else on the planet had. They’d keep giving him checks to buy his silence, that much was for certain. Even if the public dismissed him as a crack pot the fact that she’d specifically mentioned the government not being informed of what New Horizons had been up to was sure to interest them if he went to them with a story like that. But that gravy train would come to a stop eventually; so far there hadn’t been anything he could see differentiating this world from his own other than the women he’d heard had heavier pitches to their tone.

Well, that and Katie’s gorgeously rock hard body, but who was counting?

Banishing the question of possible unemployment from his mind, Tony got up and walked back to the sink, dumping his plate unceremoniously into it. There were simply too many variables now to worry about it further. But Tony had a way of worrying about things even if there wasn’t much point in doing so. It was a habit that’d saved him in college when it came to his exams but it was a pain in the ass every other instance he could name. He didn’t want to use Katie as a crutch to find something for himself and he didn’t want to cause her any anxiety either.

Tony didn’t want to feel useless again.

Rubbing the back of his head, he paused for a moment, eying the computer sitting on a small stand next to the couch. During times like this, when it all seemed like it was going to be too much, he usually settled on a good jerk off to take his mind off things. He hadn’t checked his browser folder full of porn sites in a while either…

Walking over to the stand, Tony put the laptop onto the table and pressed the power button. After a few moments of loading, Windows booted up and he plugged in his password. Making a brief exit to the bathroom to bring along the tissues he opened the web browser and clicked on a saved link at random. Not really paying attention to the thumbnails Tony clicked the first he saw, sat back, and began to unzip and unbutton his jeans as he hit play. The action in question began in media res with a young woman laying down as her paramour went to town on her, making every sort of cliched expression of pleasure she was obligated to make. He had to admit that, at first glance, the girl was quite cute; chubby but not overweight, tasteful piercings, and the shade of green her hair had been dyed wasn’t as egregious as he thought it might be at first. Tony felt his fingers slip underneath his boxers and grip his manhood as he watched the guy go to town on the woman, teasing the entrance of her ass with his tongue before he probed deeper and deeper into it. Ass play wasn’t normally his bag but there was something about the way she arched her back as he did so that was hypnotic in how slow and sensual it seemed.

He might’ve even enjoyed himself to if not finally noticing something rather important.

The male porn star had the woman’s scrotum resting gently atop the bridge of his nose as he ate her out and Tony felt his hand go slack. He had no problems admitting that the guy’s partner was a woman, but there was something about the confusion that it caused him to see her with a set of junk so ingrained in him belonging to a different group of people that it killed the mood. Moving to the touch pad, Tony went back to the home page to find something else. Much as it sucked to feel himself go flaccid just as he’d started stroking there’d only been his impatience to blame. After a few minutes of perusing the various titles and being unable to pick a fetish Tony ended up clicking on one with a cute looking brunette with perky breasts.

Unlike the first video, this one looked far more amateur in its production values. The footage was rather shaky and was out of focus for a few seconds before it managed to zoom in on the young woman. She moved her head back and forth slowly, trying not to let her long hair get in the way, taking the impressive member of the black guy who was filming almost in its entirety. There was something appealing watching the smile in her eyes as she pushed and pulled the man’s foreskin, a hand gently massaging his balls, methodically working to bring him to climax. The dialog was nothing more than the gentle moans of the cameraman, murmuring how much he loved her, creating an almost ASMR-like feel to it.

There.

That wasn’t so bad.

It was actually kind of-

Tony frowned again as he watched, out of the corner of his eye, one of the woman’s hands move down towards her groin. At first he thought she was fingering herself but it took only a second to put that thought to rest as he watched her purposefully move her own equipment back and forth, her dick just barely in the frame. Sighing, Tony once again clicked the back button.

‘0-2 tonight so far, Brewer. How about we actually look at the thumbnails this time a little more closely?’

As he began to scroll through the videos that were getting posted, though, something immediately came to his attention. It wasn’t that some of the videos had women with dicks and nut sacks in them. No, it was all of them. Staring in confusion at the site before him, Tony looked at the URL at the top of the browser and noted that it hadn’t changed to something more salacious than what he was used to. His confusion simply increased when he visited his next destination. No matter what video list he clicked on for a random subject, the preview clips from each only promised more of the same. The typical lurid titles didn’t help either.

Virgin Rides Cowboy for the First Time on His Girlfriend’s Cock.

Frotting Asian Couple Bukkakes All Over Each Other.

Threesome Challenge: Who Sucks Dick the Best?

No matter how many pages he goes back, all Tony finds is couples with matching genitalia. Clicking on the folder again, he goes to another site, and finds the exact same results. Tony can feel his mind beginning to swim at the overload of information. He and Zimmerman had only discussed details related to his personal life earlier today; they hadn’t touched on any possible cultural differences from his universe and theirs. Was this one of them? A greater acceptance of the trans community? Though, the more he thought about it, the less that made sense given what he’d seen. Even if that was the case then he should’ve seen a vagina at least once or twice on sites solely dedicated to helping people get off.

Tony decides to go to Google, clicking on the images bar, and turning the safety filter off. Typing in ‘hot nude women’ it takes a second for the Internet to catch up, but he feels something drop into his stomach when it finally does display the results he’s looking for. Thin, fat, large, small – all sorts of dicks are present on the women that come up, but there isn’t a single one of them that doesn’t possess one. He can feel his mind beginning to swim at this new revelation and, to his mounting panic, he thinks back over the day’s events.

‘It… it seemed weird that Katie’s and the doctor’s voices were lower than normal. Not to mention, even if Katie pushed herself even harder working out in this world, the size of those muscles probably isn’t likely if she weren’t 'roided up. But if she had something else helping her out...'

Moving his cursor over to the back bar with all the motivation of a man being walked to the gallows Tony types in the word ‘vagina’ into the search bar.

Your search – vagina – did not match any documents.

Slumping back in his chair, Tony wonders where to go from here.