Take a minute and figure out what to do

In a flash you throw the sheets off of you, grab your phone, and dash into the on-suite bathroom. You brace your hands on the sink and stare yourself down in the mirror while the monstrous black phallus that shoots out from your crotch feels harder than the ceramic counter in front of you. You look down and are shocked by the contrast of the dark ebony shaft and balls that boldly stands out from your light caucasian groin. You run a hand through your hair and mutter, "Holy fuck!" before your phone catches your eye.

Tentatively, you pick up the mobile and wonder just how the fuck this could actually be real before all of the possibilities start tumbling through your mind. The power that you hold in your hand is incredible, and you can't suppress a stupid grin from spreading across your face. You're vaguely aware of Katy coming back into the bedroom, but her voice draws your sharp attention.

"Ryan? Honey I brought you your coffee."

She sounds calmer now, like her earlier fluster was gone and you quickly respond, "Thanks love, I'll be out in a minute."

"Okay, it's here on the bedside table for you. I have to finish getting the kids ready for school." Shortly after that you hear the bedroom door shut again.

Instantly, you're bringing up your messages and flip to your exchange with the Djinn. Your hands are shaking you're so excited and you wonder what you should type in next. A million thoughts fly through your mind before you settle yourself down. You've only got four wishes left, so you figure you can't afford to be hasty with them. But there's one thing you know you want to do.

Ever since Katy and you had children, your wife had let herself go a little. She wasn't fat or anything, in fact she was still unmistakably gorgeous, it was just that you felt she could stand to lose five to ten pounds or so. Truth be told, you could (and should) do the same; but then again you don't have a magic phone that can change anyone you want instantaneously, just your wife. So, with frantic fingers, you quickly type.

[I wish Katy Height took special effort to eat healthy and exercise often to regain and retain her amazing figure from before having children]