Take a Cab.

I need to get on my way to dads place at least get myself settled in. I head for the nearest cab and hop in.

"Where you headed?" The cabby asks.

I give him the address and then think why not have a free ride finger to the temple I think 'You recognize me as a very important person and want to make this a very special ride, so you aren't going to charge me anything for it and get me there as fast as you can.'

"Hey ain't you that guys? Yeah, yeah I recognize you man. Holy crap and you're in my cab? Just wait till the missus hears this one. You know what man? No charge I'll get you there faster than anyone else could. safely of course wouldn't want to get hurt." he throws it into gear and proceed to pull out into traffic. "to think in my cab what are the odds"

"Thanks" is all I say as I sit back and enjoy the free ride.