Swords and Sorcery

You flick through the channels until you find some sort of sword and sorcery series or movie. From what you can tell the main characters are: a muscled barbarian who walks everywhere with his shirt off and has just become the king of the realm and outlawed slavery, a beautiful sorceress/priestess who is trying to rebuilt her shattered temple and recruit new priestesses and a pair of thieves, who seem to be sister and brother, with slightly pointed ears who have just looted the royal treasury. There also seem to be other minor characters of various races.

As you lie back to watch you feel your eyes become heavy and you feel yourself falling asleep.