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Chapter 14 by CaptainPulse CaptainPulse

What does she want to do?

Sweet

(Originally by Stretchweasel)

"Okay, seriously, you guys," said Kate as they drove to Max's house. "What is so damn funny?"

"We're gonna go get **** on Max!" said Alex, laughing.

"Maybe we'll wait until she goes to sleep, and then TP her front porch!" said Claire.

"No, wait," said Alex. "I've got a better one: we're going to put a flaming bag of dog poo at her front door so she steps on it, trying to put it out!"

The two girls laughed as the car pulled to a stop.

"Why are you-- What are we stopping for?" said Kate.

"I'm afraid it's on foot from here," said Alex.

"What do you... Holy crap, I am a loser and so is everyone I know."

The car was now parked near a large, iron gate flanked by statues of naked women. Kate's eyes traced the road beyond this gate all the way up an impressive hill, whereupon sat one of the biggest houses she had ever seen in person. From this vantage, she could make out a high dive, something that might have been an actual live elephant, and the lights and sounds of what was probably a pretty great party. An arch of iron letters above the gate read "Max Exposure Palace".

"What is that?" said Kate.

"It's the Exposure Palace!" said Claire. "The same one built by the original Max, back when the whole empire was based on a print magazine."

"It's awesome up there!" said Alex. "The whole place is staffed by bikini women in cat ears, and the monkeys are trained to routinely steal their tops!"

"There's a grotto..."

"A sauna..."

"The Menagerie of Women..."

"Ooo, I love the Menagerie of Women! Do you think Lindsay Lohan is still working there?"

"Unless she finally made Max sick of her, too."

By this point, the car had attracted the attention of a small security ****. Four bikini-clad women in cat ears surrounded the car, the lead woman knocking politely on the window.

"So, what do you think?" Alex asked Kate. "Shall I swing this around?"

"No," said Kate. "I've got an idea."

What's the idea?

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