Suddenly you slip and fall into the toilet

Deeply embedded fingers tickle a loose corner of the densely packed toilet paper. Disaster strikes when you wriggle a little to find a more comfortable position atop the hard toilet seat.

"Eep!" you screech as you suddenly descend, followed by a hard smack to the back of your skull, along with a splash and a seeping coldness against your head. Flailing your legs in panic you realize that you've fallen into the toilet just as your knee strikes something hard and a whooshing roar fills your ears.

Cold water splashes across your face before being sucked down the drain, taking your long strands with it. Try as you might to get up it feels like someone has a hold of your long hair and is pulling on it, trapping you in place as the roar continues.

To add insult to injury your bladder suddenly de-clenches, but with your torso sticking straight up the fountain of unleashed liquid rains upon you. Light droplets hit your body here and there but the majority of the downfall lands in the bowl, splattering across your face before being washed away by the splashing water.

It isn't long before the toilet stops spewing water, but your body continues to evacuate its bladder, and fearful of snapping your neck you hold still, wrestling your hands free, only to flap them in the air uselessly as you realize you don't know what to do first.

Deciding to seek the support of the plumbing at the back of the toilet you reach back, inadvertantly triggering another flush. At last both sprays - toilet and bladder - end, and you are left with your legs in the air like you're doing bicycle exercises, your hair sucked down the toilet and seemingly held there, and your face just above water level as you desperately try to find something to put your legs on so you can start wiggling your way free.