Submit now, save your neck

This isn't even a submission hold you think.

I don't care, do it now! you think back.

The Warrior screeches in triumph, but you interrupt with "I give I give!"

She mutters something, maybe 'huh' or 'wha.' You repeat "I said I give!" The ring bell punctuates the point.

For a moment you're worried she'll just piledrive you out of spite. But you see (upside down) that the official is getting in her face.

"Round's over, let him go." Your foe spits out something rude & tosses you aside like a bowling ball. A number of fans boo their disappointment.

The announcer speaks the truth "Discretion is the better part of valour sometimes, especially when broken necks are a factor."

Well, the Warrior doesn't think so. She tackles you on the ground, to punish you for ruining her plan. The ref pulls her off very quickly, but in the skirmish she snags your trunks & pulls them clean off. Any previously disappointed fans hoot & holler, feeling pretty well compensated. You retreat to you corner, while the Warrior tries to push past the stripey obstruction.

"You sissy prick, stop hiding behind this bitch!" she says, for the first time, in the whole match.

"I said round's over Warrior, get back!"

Your foe ignores "Thought you were a fine thing too ya drizzling cunt."

Irish, by accent & profanity.

You've never seen a winner so mad about it. There's no denying her anger, but your in tact spinal column is good compensation.

The Warrior wins 1 point for submission