Student Council sounds fun

Hey, that could be fun! There very well may be candidates more well-liked than you, but wouldn't it be fun to take them down a few pegs? Make them lose a few votes? You know, just for shits and giggles.

Signing your name on the list, you see the first meeting for potential candidates is--today? You bolt to the room the signup sheet indicates, and arrive to find yourself as the only one there.

A girl you don't recognize looks you up and down. "You the only one?" she sighs. "It's been getting people harder and harder to run ever since..."

"Since?" you ask, confused.

The girl rolls her eyes. "Oh, you hadn't heard?" she says sarcastically, as if she thinks you certainlymust have heard.

"I'm serious, heard what?"

"Stop fucking with me," she says plainly, cutting you off as you try and elaborate. "Look, you're the only one running, and our former president graduated last year, so you automatically win."

Your eyes widen. "Really?"

"Yeah. Now, follow me, our former VP, Brenda, is through here, in a...meeting with some of the teachers. But first, sign this. It 'seals the deal' on your presidency."

You do so, and then follow the clipboard-wielding woman through a door, and find quite possibly the most horrific sight you've ever seen.

Vice-President Brenda, a fellow senior, lying on her back on the floor semi-nude, being gang-banged by 4 of the male teachers!

"What the fuck?!?!" you yell at clipboard girl.

"Oh, you really hadn't heard?" she asks, astonished. "See, this is what the Student Body President really does around here--pleases the male teachers. It started like 10 years ago, after one president fucked a few teachers, and every president since--all female, by the way--continued it. Our last president actually told someone, and the rumor spread like wildfire over the summer, but the cops couldn't find any evidence. You'll be the first guy to continue this tradition, but I doubt any of the teachers will mind."

"But what if I say no?"

"You can't. That paper you just signed? Legally binding contract, holds you to silence and forces you to 'obey all sexual desires of male school staff at any time between 7 AM and 5 PM'. And yeah, that means you'll have to stay late a lot of days."