Kalli

Kalli has had quite the series of misadventures on her way back to her room. She was jeered, photographed, and spanked by almost fifty different students. At long last, she manages to find somebody to untie her arms, gets her hands on a towel, and makes it all the way back to the faculty dormitory. Then you and Daisy grab her again.

"Hi, Kalli!" you say.

"Dammit, let go of me!" she snaps. "I'm done with your childish games!"

"No, this one's cool!" you say. "I promise. Check it out: Have you ever seen a miniature portal before?"

Daisy produces two grapefruit-sized hoops crafted out of copper wire, showing them off like the lovely assistant of a game show showing off the grand prize.

"What's great about these is that, if you stick something into one portal, it comes out the other. Observe..."

Daisy holds out both hoops at arm's length. When you reach your hand into one, it reaches out the other and gives her a little honk on the boob.

"Yes, Raider," says Kalli, annoyed. "I've seen them before."

"Well, we had a fun idea..."

You rip off the librarian's towel, getting a sharp shriek out of her. Daisy takes one of the little hoops and fixes it over her delightfully plush left boob. You likewise take an identical hoop and slip it over Kalli's right boob, then fix both hoops in place with a strong adhesive. When Kalli looks up, she sees Daisy holding a miniature portal with her left boob sticking out of it, and you holding the portal with her right boob.

"Portable boobies!" you say, tossing her right boob into the air and catching it. "Don't feel like taking them with you? You can leave 'em at home! Want to spruce up your room? Mount your boob on the wall for everyone to enjoy! Want to juggle, but you only have one juggling ball? Juggle your own boobs!"

"Can you feel this?" says Daisy, poking the nipple of the boob she holds. Kalli winces.

"Give me my breasts back!" she shouts. "Now!"

"You don't like this?" you say. "I think you're not giving it a chance. Here, go long..."

"Don't throw it!" She tries to pull the hoops off of her chest, but they don't yield. "Help me get these portals off, and we'll pretend this never happened. Okay?"

"Gosh, Kalli," you say, looking stung. "That's a special bond that we got just for you. We thought maybe if we did something cool for you like this, you'd give us your part of the password into the headmaster's vault."

"Of course, we could scrounge up some of the solvent," says Daisy, "if you make it worth our while."

The dark elf finds a mirror and tries to see how she'd look wearing Kalli's boob as a hat. Kalli scowls at her, her face beet red.