Stick with the plan

The king sees right through Duncan’s words, and he knows his brother well enough to know that having two beautiful women around will mean that he will have to spend all of his time watching and listening to Duncan’s screwing, rather than enjoy time among his subjects.

“I’m sorry, brother,” he decides. “We’ll stick with the original plan. Ladies, I’m afraid you’ll have to stay here at the palace.”

The girls look disappointed, but their reaction is nothing compared to Duncan’s. He looks like he is going to cry. He takes his brother by the arm and leads him out of earshot of the girls. “Are you out of your mind, Stewart? Look at them! Just having one of them would be heavenly, but they come in a matched pair! All you have to do is raise a suggestive eyebrow, and they’ll disrobe and start blowing you! I’m telling you, having them around will do wonders for my — I mean, for your stress levels.”

Stewart shakes his head. “I’m afraid not. The whole purpose of this exercise was for me to get out of the palace and to get to know my people.”

Duncan looks like he’s going to wet his pants out of his desperation. “But these are your people! You should see what that brunette can do. I’ve never experienced such an accomplished giver of blowjobs. And the things she can do with her tongue! I swear she can braid my public hair with the tip of her tongue and not spill a drop of spunk down her chin!”

Duncan tries giving his brother the big “puppy dog eyes” look that usually works with their mother, but Stewart will have none of it. “My decision is final, brother. I’m sure they’ll be waiting for you when we get back, eager to braid as much of your body hair as you wish.”

Duncan is downcast. “Can I at least say ‘goodbye’ to them before we go?”

The king is about to agree to the request, when he abruptly realizes that Duncan’s ‘goodbye’ will no doubt be preceded by an hour or so of exclamations of “Oh, fuck!” “Right there!” and “How many times are you going to make me cum?”

Stewart walks to the ladies and escorts them to the door. “We appreciate your willingness to help, but I’m going to have to decline your offer. My brother will call on you when we return to express thanks on my behalf.” He gives Duncan a quick look to see if his brother appreciates him setting things up for later. He gets a half-hearted smile in response.

After disposing of the ladies, Stewart asks his brother, “So how are we to get out of the palace undetected? You said you’d fill me in on that part of the plan.”

Duncan is still pouting, but he answers. “All we have to do is get to the game room, and then we’re home free.”

“The game room?”

“Yes. Remember how enamored I was with fencing when I was young?”

Stewart nods. “You used to spend all day in the game room, practing your moves on the fencing dummy.”

“Well, it’s time to let you in on a little secret,” he replies. “There is a secret exit from the palace, and it can be accessed through the game room. It’s true that I was practicing my thrusts and withdrawals, but not in terms of fencing. I used to sneak out of the palace so I could go hook up with some of the members of the Prince Duncan Fan Club.”

Stewart tries to take all of this in. He remembers the “Fan Club” phase of his brother’s life. When each of them reached adolescence, they naturally attracted the attention and affection of many young ladies. Duncan took that to a whole new level by giving his sponsorship to a fan club in his name. Stewart always suspected that it was just a ruse to allow him to personally meet more of his admirers, but his mother thought it was a sweet thing, and she indulged him.

Now that he knows this phase of his life was accompanied by unrestricted access to a secret escape from the palace makes him wonder that he saw his brother at all during those years — let alone that he somehow managed to enter adulthood without being ravished by venereal disease!

“A secret exit?” the king repeats. “Where did it come from?”

“I’m not sure,” says Duncan. “It is incredibly old, and it opens into an underground corridor that leads to the old orchard just outside the back walls. I found it when I was trying to hide from MacTavish one day, and it was one of the best discoveries of my life! How do you think I get all my admirers in and out of the palace without detection?”

This is a lot for Stewart to take in, but before he can mull it over too much, he has to decide the best way to get to the game room without detection.