Start Getting Dirty

"Okay, Melody." You subconsciously lick your lips in anticipation. "Never have I ever...been fucked in the back of a limo."

"Whoa!" She replies, caught off guard. She quickly regains her composure. "Finally! Now we are getting to the fun stuff! I thought we would be in kiddie question land all night." She raises her glass and downs the drink. "Of course, that was still a safe bet. I told you about that incident."

"Yeah, that was one wild prom." You agree.

"Consequently, I've never had oral sex in the principal's office, but I won't use that one against you." She laughs. "In fact, I think I will start going for some more...unknown elements."

"Really?" You ask, somewhat nervously.

"Oh yeah. Being the gentleman you are, you were very sparse on the details of your sexual escapades." She grins at you hungrily. "Time to rectify that situation. Never have I ever had an orgasm from strictly oral sex."

"What, really?" You ask, surprised. "You have always told me how much you enjoy it that I would have guessed..."

"Nope." She replies. "It makes amazing foreplay, but I can never let it bring me all the way."

"Maybe you just haven't had someone do it to you right yet." You reply. Melody raises one eyebrow, and you realize how that must have sounded. "Hypothetically, of course." You quickly cover your tracks.

"Yeah." She laughs at your discomfort. "Maybe not. Now, are you drinking or not?" She points at your glass. Honestly, you had forgotten all about it.

"Whoops! Right, sorry." You quick slug down the bourbon. Maybe it's your imagination, but there appears to be a little more in the glass each time.

"Hah, I knew it." Your friend giggles gleefully. "I knew you would be a sucker for a blowjob, Jack." You feel yourself flush, but whether it was from her words or the ****, you don't know.

"Gah! I think I might be gettin' a bit woozy." You say as you set the glass down.

"Don't puss out on me now!" Melody commands of you, pouring another drink. "Things just got good. Keep it together, man!"

"Got it, got it." You reply, taking a deep breath. "Never have I ever...said the wrong person's name during sex."

"Oooo." She giggled. "Do I really look like that much of an airhead to you?" She picks up her drink and brings it to her lips playfully, then sets it down without drinking. "Not I. I am very careful with keeping focus on who I am fucking. Now, maybe I have mentally thought about someone else during sex, but I always keep that to myself." She flutters her eyelashes at you. "Nice try, but you blew this round, boy-o."

"Nuts." You snap your fingers dramatically. This gets Melody to giggle.

"Ready Jack? Never have I ever had anal sex." She stares at you intently, waiting for your answer. You look down at your glass of bourbon.