Squirrels!

Sandry sat on the ground, rubbing her sore behind after landing on it.

"Next time, you're going up the tree." she said to Robyn, "I don't care if you split your..." she trailed off, as something grey and furry scurried over her leg, followed by another. "Squirrels!"

"Split my squirrels?" Robyn said quizzically, "Did you hit your head?"

"No, there's..." Sandry saw another squirrel, this one nipped at the waistband of her trousers with its teeth. Suddenly there seemed to be a lot more of them, tugging at the grey material. "There's squirrels, they're trying to steal my trousers!"

"Don't be daft!" Robyn laughed. "Why would they do that?"

"How else do you explain this?!" Sandry stood up, stripped to just her underwear, a group of grey squirrels disappearing into the undergrowth dragging her trousers with them.