Sophie, who wants to break up

John was in his bed when he heard his phone ring. He picked it up and saw the name Sophie appear. He sighed. Their relationship hadn't been too good for the past few months. Actually, it had become more of a pain in the ass, but she was pretty hot, so he had been enjoying her fine body as long as he could.

-Hey !

-John, we need to talk.

He sighed. He was in for another painfully annoying conversation.

-I'm listening.

-Not here. Meet me at the park, in 30 minutes.

Before he could answer, Sophie hung up the phone, leaving John alone. He remained silent for a moment. This definitely looked like a pre-breakup conversation. He knew this day was about to come sooner or later. But now he had his powers...maybe it was time for him to make something fun out of it.

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30 minutes later

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-So, what is it you wanted to talk about?

John was now facing Sophie, his girlfriend. Just by her demeanor, he knew she was furious at him.

-I'm leaving you.

John nodded. Obviously, Sophie was surprised at his reaction, but she managed to keep her composure.

-May I know why?

-My friends told me about you. You were spying on them while they were having a shower after sports class !

-Touché, said John.

-I always thought there was something weird about you, but now I know you're a creep. I'm breaking up with you, and I never want to see you again. Goodbye John.

Just as Sophie was about to leave, John decided it was time to make things more interesting.