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“Ok, you’re asking for this.” Mat said as he walked towards Egwene sitting perfectly calm on her mini throne. He felt a cold tingle and felt the goosebumps on his arm that told him that a woman was channeling around him. He also felt the cold dissipate suddenly when the weaves of magic touched his body due to his charm hanging on the chain around his neck. He saw the look on Egwene’s face turn from one of calm to worried as he continued to stalk towards her. He felt movement behind him as the other ladies must have realized their magic wasn’t working on him.

“What are you going to do, kill me?” Egwene asked confidently, though the look in her eyes betrayed her.

“No, I’m just going to spank you until some sense returns to your head.” Mat said nonchalantly as he picked up the seated Amyrlin Seat and sat down in her chair with her splayed stomach first across his thighs. He looked up at the girls who all wore a similar shocked expression on their faces. “What? If she were the real Amyrlin Seat, this would be different, but she isn’t. If you don’t want to watch you can leave, Aviendha, do be a dear and let the boys know we will be leaving shortly. Thank you.” He said dismissively as the girls still stood there shocked, until finally Aviendha moved towards the door muttering something about Rand and men? Whatever. “Oh and make sure we aren’t interrupted of course!” He shouted after the last of the girls to leave.

“Mat, put me down this instant, and I may still have mercy on you!” Egwene struggled uselessly in his grip.