Something impractical and gaudy

"Ooooh! I'll go with those, that, and these!" Tina declares like a giddy, giggly school girl.

"Very good, mistress," Morgala mutters, not the least bit surprised.

Tina has picked out her 'adventuring outfit' as she calls it. It consists of a white blouse and a brown, baggy knee-length skirt over pantaloons, and a well-worn pair of leather boots. She also picks out a big leather belt with diamonds in it, and her favorite pair of undies; a conservative (if garish) bright pink pair of granny panties (her 'big girl' panties as she calls them) and a matching bra.

Tina stands still as the servants strip her bare and then begin dressing her one garment at a time.

"I'm so excited Morgie!" The giggly girl continues.

Morgala sighs. She hates that nickname, and has never been able to get Tina to stop calling her that. "And why is that mistress?" The elf asks in an utterly disinterested voice.

"Today's the day I go on my big quest! I'm a knight now! Well... I mean, I will be when I finish it," Tina says as she lifts her arms over her head to make it easier for the servants to put her shirt on.

"Is that so?" Morgala asks, not even listening. She's too distracted thinking about her own vacation, the first she's gotten to taken in nearly twenty years.

"I have to escort someone through the woods, or something. I..." Tina nervously blushes as she leans in close to Morgala. "I... wasn't really listening when they told me. I was too excited!"

"Uh-huh," Morgala mindlessly responds. "And when are you going on this thing?"

"This morning!" Tina says as she steps into her pants and lets the maids pull them up for her. They're a bit snug, and really show off her toned ass and nice, curvy hips. "Haven't you been listening?!"

Tina scowls at Morgala, which makes the elf stand to in terror. "O-of c-course m-mistress! I... I was just..."

The other maids all snicker and giggle as Morgala gets chewed out. She's practically a running joke around the keep.

"You're just testing me!" Tina says with a smile as Morgala sighs in relief. The maids finish dressing Tina and she strikes a heroic pose as she stares at herself in the mirror. "Gods I look great! Don't I, Morgie?"

"Yes mistress..." Morgala mutters, her head down.

"Come on!" Tina grabs the elf by the hand and smiles. "Daddy said he was leaving my a farewell gift for me down in the sparring room! I bet its my very own set of armor!"

Morgala squeaks as she's yanked through the halls, trying desperately to keep up with her over-eager ward.

"I bet it's an extra fancy set of full plate, with jewels, just like mama used to have!" Tina says as she drags her long-suffering nanny with her. "Oooh! And I bet there's a big, bad-ass sword for me too!"

The two quickly reach the room, Morgala is wheezing for air and sweating, while Tina is still raring to go.

"I may need your help in putting this all on, ok?" Tina says as she slowly opens the door.

The two look in the room. Morgala, tired and indifferent, while Tina is wide-eyed with excitement. Then the young blonde gasps.