Something's wrong.

"Oh... " Helen's eyes suddenly went wide with shock. "You..."

She looked about herself, and seemed to take stock of where she was and what she was doing. A look of horror and shock seemed to cross her face.

"I... when I was..." Helen's voice became quiet. "I'm not supposed to want to be with a guy."

"It's all right, you wanted what you did, and..." I began.

"No I... This is a big fucking deal!" She shook her head. "And just thinking over the past few days, I ... what the fuck was I... I wasn't even thinking!" She shook her head. "What, did I just turn off my brain?"

"Helen, uh... or do I call you by your..." I began.

"No, no, Babe. Just... you call me Helen. It works for me. Might as well have a laugh after this with her." She shook her head again. "I... can't believe this. How the hell did... wait a second." Helen looked at me with a piercing gaze.

"Oh shit... that's how she... that little BITCH!" Helen Gasped out. "Oh fuck, when I see... I am going to tie her ass hairs to her eyelashes and bowl her ass off a pier!"

"Ok, I'm totally lost here." I looked at her. She seemed to be simultaneously furious and ecstatic.

"I... I wish I could do an oracular proclamation or something, but we're... we're off the map here. This... Ok, I've played this one out a few times. Well, I mean, not like THIS, but I'm remembering how this kind of thing always goes." Helen seemed to be strategizing in her head. "Can't believe she...well fucking played..."

"You're not going to tell me, are you?" I mumbled. I was starting to get the hang of this.

"Can't. Against the rules." Helen apologized. "I want to. Seriously."

"So, I get to be tested by you?" I asked.

"No. I simply get to guide you. Just for a couple minutes. And you're wasting it, asking stupid questions. I can only answer one more."