Someone who came for a job interview

-Hello, I came for the interview for the position of sales manager.

-Oh, yeah, you must be Mary, right?

John exchanged a very professional handshake with the newcomer. He couldn't help but laugh inside thinking that he had the power to go from handshake to doggy style in only a few seconds, but decided to play along for a few more moments.

-Please take a seat," John said, pointing to the chair facing him.

The young woman complied and John took the opportunity to observe her in more detail. She matched all the clichés of the freshly graduated ambitious and promising business school student. Dressed in an elegant tailor's outfit, her hair impeccable, with enough make-up to look neat, but not too much to avoid looking vulgar. She was slim and athletic, and everything seemed to indicate that she had an impeccable lifestyle. John unfolded his computer and opened the link to his CV, which he looked through quickly. He nodded, impressed. Her interlocutor would probably have had a bright future if she had not crossed her path.

-So John began innocently. What can you tell me about yourself?

-I have just graduated from Harvard. I did an internship at the Department of Economy and two others in leading financial firms. I have with me three letters of recommendation from my tutors.

Mary took several papers out of her bag and handed them to John. He barely looked at them and concentrated again on his computer screen.

-This is all very impressive, but I'm afraid there was a mistake in the ad you read.