Some things straightened out. [Tf2heavy branch]

Once closing time came and everything was locked up, they still had time to kill and Johnny decided he should make sure certain things were taken care of.

First, he gave Jeannie back the jeans and white blouse from earlier. Jeannie then complained about no underwear or bra ("You want me to go commando Stupid?!") so to prevent her from getting on his nerves again, he made another magic mirror, but instead of changing physical appearance, it changed her clothing instead. As she experimented with different hats like this was Team Fortress 2, Johnny moved on to his next item.

Second, he made sure that he was immortal, invulnerable, and immune to mind control, hypnosis, or other means of exerting control over him from the outside. He didn't think he'd need that last one, but better safe than sorry.

Third, Johnny decided to take a turn on the magic appearance mirror. After toying with different settings, Johnny came to to conclusion that all the settings either didn't feel like they belonged, or they were changes that would lose their appeal after a day. In the end, he made only two changes.

• He changed his body type from ectomorph (A body that doesn't easily gain fat or muscle) to mesomorph (A body that easily gains muscle and thicker bone density).
• He changed his 'Erection > Size when aroused' to be ten inches long, and thicker than normal.

For the sake of the people he knew reacting to a sudden change in his appearance, Johnny decided that this first change would have to take place over the course of a month. Enough time so that, the next time he saw his family from out of state, they would just attribute his new body type to a growth spurt or working out a lot. Johnny figured that he could just change his appearance now to be muscular and fit immediately and change reality so that he was always like this, but had two problems with it.

• He didn't want to mess with the current timeline of events. Rewriting history to make himself buffer seemed like trying to kill an ant with a hydraulic press.
• He wanted time to adjust so as not to gain body dysmorphia. Shapeshifting would be a fun power later on, but this was for a more permanent form.

Fourth, using technopathic abilties, Johnny wiped the footage from the security cameras. As long as no theft occurred, there was no reason for his manager, Miranda, to check on it.

After doing all of that, he checked on Jeannie. Going from the top down, she had a grey beanie hat which contrasted well with her pink hair. To complement her chest, a nice dark green button-down sleeveless top with the top two buttons undone to show her cleavage. Tight blue denim shorts showed off the curves of her butt, but as she was currently selecting what underwear she wanted, those shorts were now transparent as she selected a color for her thong. "Oh good, you're done. Hey what color do you think works best for this?"

"Um... I think the"

"See, black goes with everything, but it's kind of basic, white contrasts against my skin nice, but I want the thong strings to be visible above the jeans and if people see that, it clashes with everything else. Pink would match my hair but you get the same problems if it was white and red..."

"The show's in ten minutes. Do you need long?

"I want a nice looking underwear!"

"Okay we really don't have time for this. Give me a second." Johnny said, getting himself between Jeannie and the mirror. He looked at the color wheel and the accompanying saturation and brightness levels. He put his finger above the color wheel and drew a triangle pointing down to the selected color. "Spin the wheel, you'll get a random color and that's what we are going with okay?"

"No, fuck you!" said Jeannie, trying to change the colors again with the wheel, but it didn't change to what she clicked on, it just spun with the movement of her finger. "I had it down to..."

"I don't want to be here all night. You would have bounced between those colors all night."

"Oh really? Did you turn on the sense that lets you see the future?"

"No, I turned on the sense that lets me see bullshit, now spin the wheel and let's get out of here. Besides, you can change it later."

Pissed at the sarcasm, Jeannie slaps the color wheel in anger, hard enough to make Johnny think she would break it by mistake. The selected color changed, and as it changed, so did the color of the thong spinning wildly to many shades of many different colors before finally settling on one.

"Okay, they are bright yellow now. Happy? They contrast against your skin, it doesn't clash, and it's not basic. We're done here." said Johnny as he made the mirror's options for clothing disappear. Flustered, Jeannie pulled her top up a few inches to see the strands of the thong and see how they looked on her. She then lowered her denim shorts and, to the surprise of Johnny slowed down, admired her reflection. The garmet sank in well between her cheeks, and didn't ride up at all.

As she put her shorts back on, Jeannie huffed: "Well, we're only done because the color ended up good and not because you said so."

As Johnny prepared to teleport them both to his apartment, he had one thought going through his head.

If she wasn't so annoying I'd be turned on right now.