Some guys from Alpha Epsilon Phi told me about this party...

“Some guys from Alpha Epsilon Phi, who helped me move in, let me know about this party at their house.”

Steven rolled his eyes, “oh yeah? When is it?”

“They said it started yesterday and will end Monday morning at 7:30am. Just in time for people to go their 8am class.”

Steven laughed, “sounds like AEP to me. My brother told me about those guys. Sounds like a real sausage party man. Nah, we aren’t going there. We can go to my bros old frat, Alpha Xi Xi. My bro is a legend there and I’m pledging this fall. They will show us a good time.”

“Oh...”, I say with a nervous laugh, “I guess I don’t how things work here yet.”

“All good man!”, Steven says handing me another shot, “that’s why you’ve got your good buddy Steven by your side.”

Feeling buzzed off the three shots, I stand and give a stupid command, “Well then let’s get going to the party!”

Smiling and motioning for me to calm down, Steven says, “Woah there buddy, the big show doesn’t start until 10. Let’s just chill and pregame. Maybe meet some ladies on our floor.”