Soccer

"Hi, John, I was supposed to take Kris, Natalie, Jessica and Martha to soccer." said Imogen. "But I can't be bothered and don't wanna be the one holding the bag if we get stuck in traffic. You know what Kris is like. Could you do it instead?"

John was surprised that Natalie was even into football given her weight.

"Sure." said John.

John drove Kris, Natalie, Jessica and Martha to soccer practice. Moving over to the arena, John sat on the benches, watching the game. He saw some cheerleaders enter, wearing the skimpiest uniforms he'd ever seen.

The most noticeable being a blonde named Erika talking with an accent that John figured must be Scandinavian or something. She had C cup breasts.

It turned out that Natalie, Jess and Martha wanted to give a speech before the game started. It was basically a lecture in which Natalie accused people of "fat shaming", Martha bragged about how she would totally own the boys team and Jess complained about the "wage gap".

"Jesus Christ, I feel like I've moved into a lunatic asylum."

While it was true that the girls team didn't make as much money as the boys team, it wasn't because of some sexist conspiracy. More people brought tickets for the matches between the boys than they did the girls.

John figured that these lectures were part of the reason as he was tuning out of it, preferring to look at the cheerleaders, especially Erika. He noticed that Erika was rolling her eyes at the lecture. John listened a bit to what Martha was saying.

"And don't get me started on those objectifying outfits." Martha said. "How am I supposed to compete with those bodies?"

"Yeah, they're fat shaming us just be existing!" said Natalie.

When the game finally started, John was still bored. Neither team were very good at the sport, though they did have a few decent players who were carrying the entire game. John decided to continue focusing on the cheerleader's routine.

Eventually the team that John's roommates were on lost.