So you want to be a couple?

"So do you guys consider yourselves boyfriend and girlfriend?" she asks bluntly.

The two of you answer in unison, "Of course!"

Lily smiles, expecting this. "The student committee has allowed the two of you to sleep together for a while, but only couples share rooms. The two of you need to declare yourselves a couple for this to continue, or else you will need to separate."

Ken says, "Ok, we declare ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend. That isn't hard."

Lily shakes her head. "No, it isn't that simple."