So many choices!

Nice thing about the Jack Shack, it was really two adult stores in one. One side was actually a kind of classy adult store with great selection of lingerie, gear, and toys. The other side, dark pervy store with magazine and video aisles leading to dark corridors of viewing booths and peep shows. It was funny how two different crowds seemed to frequent each side, occasionally mixing around the video aisles. Be lying if I said I hadn’t fully explored both side!

My wife pulled me into the brightly lit toy store, grabbed a basket, and marched right over to the wall of dildos. She giggled like a teenager as she took it all in. “So many nice hard toys to tease my twat!” she squealed as she started examining each one. “Too soft… too hard… not real enough… too small… OMG so big! Ah! Just right!”

She grabbed one that looked pretty realistic and a lot like my cock: veiny, nice upwards curve, fat mushroom head, and hanging balls, except it was purple. Then she grabbed another one that was bigger and had a suction cup on the bottom, “Little something extra for the shower! Now, a vibrator!” I turned a deep-deep red as she seemed to be announcing to the whole store what we were up to.

Right away she gravitated to the ‘rabbit’ vibrators. Few minutes touching and reading and she chose the stylistic Eden pleasure play luxury rabbit vibrator. She then grabbed the classic Hitachi wand and dropped it in the basket, “Gotta try it!”

“Oooo! What’s this? We need it!” she grinned and shoved a Feeldoe strapless in my face, “something for the two of us!”

“Uh, sure, I guess, I stammered in return.

“Oh wait! They have a realistic one! The ‘realdoe!’ So cute! Which one, hmm…. Gotta go with stout!” With that the Realdoe stout dropped in our basket. We heard a faint chuckle and looked over to see a woman watching us, when she saw us both look, she turned away and scurried along out of our view behind an S&M display. My wife whispered to me, “Wasn’t that Candice, John’s wife?”

We moved on, now we were looking at anal toys and butt plugs. Once again my wife decided to tell the whole shop what was happening, “Some anal beads for me. Check! Now to take care of your ass…” I turned crimson red and tried to shirk away, instead she grabbed and pulled me to the display. “Never knew so many choices! What catches your eye?”

She looked at me, winked, and grabbed my crotch. That was enough to loosen me up to really look and think what I’d like in my ass. “I’ve heard good things about Aneros, so maybe Helix....”

My wife immediately jumped in “Oooh! You have to get this big sexy one, called ICE. Progasm ICE.” Into the basket it went. Helix followed. Thought I might like something with some weight, so I grabbed nJoy Pfun Plug too.

Smiling at full basket my wife said, “I think we’re almost done! Only think we need lube. Oh! Let me throw in this cock lasso!” She strolled over to the lube diplay. As she contemplated what to get, a good looking store clerk sauntered over and offered help. They bantered back and forth about just about all the lubes as if talking about olive oil. My wife made if a point to mention and ensure she got the best anal lube for me.

Finally done we headed over to the checkout. To my embarrassment, the clerk named everything as she scanned it and put it into a bag. My head was on a swivel trying to ensure no one paid attention. Oh crap, was that Bob from work?

Finally all was bagged and paid for. I started heading for the door and my wife tugged at my hand, “Honey,” she cooed and patted her eye at me, “Should we checkout a show before going?”