Slap the bitch!

"Hands off, you sniveling little bug!" you snap, slapping Harmony across the face, hard enough to leave a red hand-print on his pale cheek. He reels back in shock, then draws a ragged breath and squeals bloody ****. You'd think somebody had ripped his wings off.

Genie comes racing in, ears flattened and tail bristling. "What the hell is going on in here?" he shouts.

"He attacked me!" Harmony screams. "Sylvan tried to kill me!" He begins to cry, big, fake sobs that aren't fooling anyone.

Genie rolls his amber eyes and turns to you. "What happened?"