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Full and happy, you head into the living room with your mom. She sits down and looks as if she doesn't know where to start. Oh god, she wasn't dying was she?! Your face must have reflected your worry, because she puts a hand on your knee and smiles at you.

"It's nothing bad," She promises, "it's just...hard to explain."

"Just tell me," you shrug, unable to stop your nervous habit of playing eith your hands.

"Your grandmother and I...and now you I suppose, all are very special," Your mother starts awkwardly, "you see, it all started with our great, great, grandfather Jed. He was a very unattractive man and women avoided him at all costs, so he found a voodoo priest and paid quite a bit of money to fix his problem. He wanted to be irrististable to all the women that ignored him before. Well...it worked. But the priest didn't count on his own wife falling in live with Grandpa Jed. When she got pregnant with his baby, the priest cursed her womb and Grandpa Jed's bloodline. When the baby was born...it was born a female with male parts."

"So wait! I have a dick because Grandpa Jed fucked a voodoo priest's wife," you ask in amusement, unable to believe it.

"It's the truth," she insists seriously, "now hush while I finish telling you! Anyway, the girl grew up and on her 18th birthday she became irrisistable to everyone she found attractive. Jed had passed on the ability unknowingly, and soon she was married and settled with a wealthy man from New York."

"So what, now I'm gonna get it too?"

"Yes, actually. But be careful! It only works on people you find attractive," Mom insisted, "don't try to manipulate anyone that you're not attracted to, otherwise it could turn very bad."