Skinny with a big dick.

"Oh yeah. Papa would be loving that if he had any sex organs," the magician chuckled, weeping.

You stand up, tired of this game.

"So, uh, I don't get it. You said you'd help me get Doe, but all you've done is perv out. So, you know, what the hell?"

The magician sighed.

"John, John, Johnisimo... You don't know much about magic, do you? I need to build a profile to sift through the currents of your mind. Do you know how hard that is? Can you conceive of the difficulties I am facing, trying to correspond a location in the real world to this brief description you've given me, armed only with that, and limitless power? It's... honestly not that hard, what with the whole limitless power thing."

The magician sat down, clearly puzzled by his own train of thought.

"Whatever. I'm leaving."

The magician derailed his train. Several casualties were had. "Wait! What if I told you that I have a bead on his location?"

"I would tell you that, yeah, so do I. He's back at home, where I would be, if not for this whole abduction business."

"John, it's like you don't even appreciate what I do for you. It's okay, though. I understand. I was like you, once. Let me explain. I know where he is. Which means that it's entirely up to us whether he says where he is. Or, you know, if he comes here."

"What exactly are you talking about?"

"I will bring Doe here so you can have your way with him. It's cool."

"Well then."