Six Years Ago....

You first met Miss Emma six years ago. You were 19 and a freshman at Brown University, Miss Emma was already a global superstar. You'd always been average. You were never good at sports and you weren't particularly smart. You were sometimes hard to get along with, and you never had any friends. You saw college as a chance for a fresh start, a chance to reinvent yourself, unfortunately you went about it the wrong way. You decided to join a fraternity.

The coolest fraternity on campus was Rho Rho Kappa. After three weeks of incessant begging, they agreed to let you participate in their pledge week. If you passed all the pledge challenges you would be accepted into the frat.

The senior brothers of Rho Rho Kappa gathered all the prospective recruits to explain the first challenge.