Sit back and watch her lose her top

Limber takes a dive and vanishes into the deeper part of the river. For a second you think that she has run off, until she shoots out of the water like a dolphin, soaring up to snatch her shorts out of the tree. She lands on her feet and immediately sets to work restoring her modesty. Once her shorts are back in place, she places two hands on her hips and grins at you.

"There!" she says. "What have you to say to that?"

"Chiefly, 'cute nipples'," you respond.

She looks down at herself and finally realizes that her top parted company with her body during her reckless plunge through the river. Her surfboard chest glistens in the sunlight, droplets of water gathering at the tips of her navy-blue nipples. Her eyes go wide in horror, she grabs her tiny breasts with both hands, and screams.

"Seriously, though," you say, yanking her shorts down again. "Good job getting your shorts back."

With the last and most embarrassing of her girlish secrets laid bare, the butt-naked Limber loses the rest of her moxie and tries to take off running. First she runs into Daisy, then spins around and runs into you. You snatch her up by the ankle and hold her upside-down.

"Okay, now we need something fun to do with her," you say. "Any ideas?"

Unknown to you, there is someone observing you right now who has a few thoughts on the topic. Limber has definitely been defeated by now, after all, and there's a matter of a bet to be resolved.