Simple get to know you chat

"Okay," she typed, "You're the one who made that rule about groceries?"

She waited a while before getting a response. "Yeah. So this thing is real?"

"Do you really have to ask that at this point?"

"No. Do you actually still live with your parents?"

"Fuck you."

"Hey, it's normal now, right? No need to get mad."

"Whatever. So what now?"

Mark thought about this. If he had had unlimited power on his own, he'd have had plenty of ideas. Mostly involving naked and horny women. But he was pretty sure that she'd never allow those, and a strained relationship with his partner in omnipotence was about the worst thing he could imagine. "Well, if we do think of something, we might want to wait until tomorrow to do it. We have to do one a day, after all."

"Good thinking."

"Oh, I'm Mark, by the way."

"I'm Abby."

Mark tried to think of something to say. "Are you into sports?" He hadn't played any himself for a while, but he went to the gym religiously.

"Not unless you count esports." she joked.

"What are those?"

"Computer games." she sighed in her bathroom, who didn't know that?

"Oh. You play a lot of computer games?"

"Yeah, I'm pretty good at them too. Pisses off my mom though."

"Oh yeah, you live with your parents. Unemployed?"

"Technically, but I earn a fair bit online."

"Got a boyfriend?"

"No, I'm single."

"Me too. How old are you?"

"25" Hadn't anyone ever told him it was rude to ask a woman's age, she wondered annoyed.

"Two years younger than me." he noted.

"How often do you masturbate?" she asked, intending to get him back for asking about her age.

He was a little shocked, but lied, "Once every two days or so." In truth, he had already done it twice that day, and would probably do it again.

"That much? What a pervert." She had guessed that he'd lie, and would have said that to any response.

Someone knocked on the door. "Abigail?" her mom called, "You okay? You rushed in there and you've been there for a while."

"I'm fine, mom!"

"Are you sure? If you're having stomach problems, then-"

"No, I'm good! In fact, I'm coming out." She flushed the toilet to disguise that she hadn't used it, and walked out.