Silly servings

The swank cafe was packed. Sylvester noticed a pretty young waitress serving a handsome couple who appeared to be in their early forties. Both the man and the woman were complaining about their order. "I said NO onions!" the woman barked.

"I'm sorry, ma'am," said the waitress. "I don't recall that."

"Are you calling my wife a liar?" asked the man.

"Oh, no, no!" said the waitress.

Sylvester used his powers to probe the woman customer's mind. She HAD neglected to say "no onions," but she did not want to admit it, and her husband was backing her up.

Sylvester snapped his fingers.

"I'll correct this," said the waitress. She took the plate from in front of the woman and walked to the kitchen. A few moments later the waitress came back. She had a pie in one hand and a long carrot in the other. "This is on the house," said the waitress. "It's a chocolate truffle cream pie." She then smashed the pie into the woman's face and smeared it up and over the woman's head.

The woman stood up. She stood there breathing heavily in disbelief. The waitress then shoved the woman's back, and the woman bent over the table. The waitress then threw the woman's chair back. She grabbed the woman's dress and ripped it. She then pulled the woman's panties to her ankles. She took the carrot and rammed it up the woman's anus, causing the woman to squeal.

"How dare you!" said the woman's husband.

"Shut up!" the waitress told the man.

The man's mouth clamped shut.

"Anyone who has left over food and drink," the waitress announced to the cafe, "come dump it over this bitch's head." She then walked over to the man's chair. She pulled down her pants and removed them and her panties. She sat down and spread her legs. "Eat me out, you fucking limp dick!"

The man knelt down and started going down on the waitress. Sylvester smiled, but he was still hungry.