Shut up Gaspard

A/N: nothing against Gaspard, great card player and character in the game but if you've played the .hack games, he has the worst english voiceover. It sounds like he's constantly whining. And he goes on and on. Shut up Gaspard!!

"Hiya BlackRose!" The creature known as Gaspard before you shrills. "And who's this? Another friend of yours?" Gaspard inquires. "Believe it or not, he's a newbie, who found himself in a level 24 area." BlackRose informs. "Oh no! I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Now don't you worry, I'll let CC Corp know so this doesn't happen to anyone else!" Gaspard's enthusiasm is nearly as annoying as his voice. "Well anyway, I'll leave him in your care to show him the ropes " BlackRose replies. "Of course! Any friend of yours is a friend of mine!" Gaspard waves cheerily as BlackRose departs.

"Well now, welcome to The World!" Gaspard greets me cheerfully. "I'm Gaspard and I run Shop Acorn for my newbie-friendly and newbie-helping guild, Canard! You are?" I decide to play along id only for a little bit. "Thanks, I guess. Name's Kougyoku. As BlackRose pointed out, I don't really know the first thing about this world. Can you help me out?"

Gaspard looks like a kid in a candy store. "Sure thing!" He exclaims before his face turns sour. "... is what I'd like to say. But I can't leave the shop un-tended right now. Let me reach out and see in anyone else in my guild is available."

The sweet sound of silence is heard parting from Gaspard's non-moving mouth, his shrill voice replaced with the ambient noise of the plaza and the bartering of goods. "Great! Tabby says she will be right here! I hope you two will become great friends!"