Shower

I decided I needed a shower first. "I think I need to take a shower first."

Mrs. Foreman smiled at me, then frowned. "Oh, dear, I just forgot. The shower in the guest bathroom is broken. You're welcome to use mine if you want. In fact, I could use a shower myself."

I held my breath. "Then Mrs. Foreman, you can take the shower first. I can wait."

She smiled at me. "No, John, I insist. We're both adults. How about we conserve water and share?"