Shopping

You walk in to the magic shop and look around. You see books and scrolls on shelves and every where else. You see weapons and wands. You bits of dried things in jars.

There's an old lady serving behind the desk. She takes one look at you and lifts down a large jar from the top shelf.

From inside the jar she removes what at first looked like a large plastic dildo. She winks at you and tells you she scored it when she was young and enjoyed adventuring. She then told you it was genuine troll.

You look at it the cock was at least fourteen inches long green and lumpy. You take hold of it to have a better look at it moved in your hand.

The old lady said "Don't worry it will not grow in to a new troll. I've had it enchanted to stop that.